I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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