Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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