Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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