: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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