after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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