is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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