So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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