You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just gargled with NyQuil
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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