I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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