scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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