I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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