So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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