I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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