So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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