you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She bit a glass in half.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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