You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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