I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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