I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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