Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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