belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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