i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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