I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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