After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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