maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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