HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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