D3 body, D1 cock
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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