why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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