Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
They have beer where we have blood.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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