How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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