I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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