all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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