So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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