watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
its liver damage thursday
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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