i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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