:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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