we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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