She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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