who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
hotel room ftw
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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