"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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