i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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