whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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