For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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