is your mom at the bar?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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