i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
