Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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