I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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