Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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