Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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