So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Im part way to drunk.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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