you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Randomize
