My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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