Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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