before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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