remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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