I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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